Amilynne on the Lam

It’s true: Me, a wanted woman on the run from the law. Which I didn’t even realize I was until I went to the courthouse Friday with my proof of insurance and was told the warrant had been issued the day before. Darned courthouse employees with their contradictory information! I did the outlaw thing for the weekend (which meant I finally fit in at my apartment complex), but then I had a change of heart and today I spent the morning in court. The judge noted my sharp English-teacher-type outfit (my brown businesswoman suit in sharp contrast with the other fugitives who wore the jeans with only three types of stains), heard my grammatically-correct side of the story, and dismissed all charges. So now I’m right with the law again. It’s almost too bad…my life on the lam was pretty romantic while it lasted.